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    <title>Dream Log!</title>
    <published>2008-04-08T21:07:08Z</published>
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    <content type="html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Vampire Dream&lt;/u&gt; 1:&lt;/strong&gt; So I’m a vampire, I have the ability to go out in the sun without it killing me, but it makes me awfully weak. Im in a hospital, I stayed out in the sun for too long and now they want to give me a blood transfusion. My friend, the flying velicoraptor, is with my in my room. I start to freak out when I see the blood-packet thing their bringing to my room, I don’t want them to find out that I’m a vampire! My raptor friend decides that its best if I escape so I jump out of the bed and run. The doctors and nurses start to chase after me but Raptor jumps in front of them, they start to shave his wings and hurt him. I keep running untill I’m out in the woods, I rest in the shade of a boulder and wait for Raptor who eventually comes. By now I’ve attracted a crowd of animals. Raptor limps over to me, his wings are bleeding, I go crazy and start to suck blood from his wings. He tells me to lick up the running blood insted, it seems to be hurting him. A few animals shreik at me when they find out that I’m a vampire, Raptor shreiks back at them and they run. (After this dream I woke up and was drooling like crazy and I was incredibly thirsty...scary)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Vampire Dream 2:&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; I’m I vampire again, except with all the downsides. I’m wandering the streets, at night of course, trying to control myself. I’m a good vampire, I don’t want to hurt anybody, so I decide that that I’ll be a super hero. It’s my first night as a vampire/super hero and I learn of a something that could destroy the whole human race. I have to save them! I&amp;nbsp;trace the impending danger to a half demolished house. Some innocent people are having a meeting in the house, I climb up to the second floor, most of which is missing, and struggle to get my super hero suit on. It starts to get lighter outside, almost dawn, without a roof I’m vampire toast! Still stuggling to mask my identity splotches of light come through the wall I’m hiding behind, the rays burn holes through my skin. Through my pain I manage to get close enough to the humans to scream ’Run!’ at them. They just stare blankly at me as I crumble to dust. In a flash of light the world is destroyed.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Jealousy&lt;/u&gt;: &lt;/strong&gt;We’re at Niagra Falls. Me and my crush (at the time) were in a large enclosed ski lift travelling&amp;nbsp;to the other side of&amp;nbsp;the Falls. He scoots closer to me and starts to kiss me, I kiss him back. We get to the other side of the Falls where he owns a mansion. We walk inside, there is no furniture in any of the rooms, except the kitchen, which we walk into. My refridgerator is in his kitchen, it has a picture of me and him on it. Somehow I accidentally scratch out his neck. He gets really mad at me, all of the sudden salsa dancers pop out from behind the curtains, I get really jealous.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Haunted House:&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;My sister and me are sitting on my bed in my backyard looking at my garage, which just happens to be a haunted house. Monsters and ghosts start to come after us but I beat them off. I decide to venture into the haunted house to see if there are any more ghouls, no more. I see a white bedsheet and decide to sneak up on and scare my sister. When I do she bashes my face in with a cross from my nightstand, blood went everywhere.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Hospital Please!:&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;I’m in my grandma’s kitchen and a&amp;nbsp;crazy serial killer runs in and grabs a cleaver. I pushed my sister out of the way to protect her but the killer cuts off half my head anyways. I pass out in my dream, when I ’wake up’ my sister, grandma, and mom are staring at me. "TAKE ME TO A HOSPITAL!" I yell. They continue to stare at my half of a head. So I decide to walk to the hospital myself. I step outside of the house and all of the sudden my grandma’s house is in the middle of the desert. No roads or anything. I start to walk across the sand and eventually come accross a gas station (no roads though.). I walk in and they are having a sale on pink and purple items. Yippee. I walk around and then buy a pink &amp;amp; purple bracelet. (I woke up with a splitting headache.)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;The&amp;nbsp;Wedding&lt;/u&gt;:&lt;/strong&gt; I’m walking across a really big&amp;nbsp;lawn in a wedding dress&amp;nbsp;with several other men in suits. I have absolutly no idea what is going on, I follow them&amp;nbsp; into a bowling alley and I suddenly relize who I’m marrying, a yucky, weird red head kid (no offense to red heads!)! I bowl a couple frames with my groom then grab a random bridesmaid and rush off to the bathroom, I sit in the stall with her and cry my eyes out. I don’t want to get married to this guy! She comforts me and then I wake up.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Fires:&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;I live in an orphanage, though I still have all my family. All the kids wear rags including me, we live in a mud house with no ceiling. As me constantly work a messanger comes with a message for me, he tells me someone in my family has died in a fire, he comes back days later with news that another member of my family has died in a fire, this continues untill I am the only one left. I can’t stop sobing, the orphanage catches fire and I don’t even notice, everyone runs except for me...&amp;nbsp; (Woke up crying)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Super Human?&lt;/u&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; : (This is the longest dream in the world.) I’m standing in a room with no doors and high windows, everyone in standing around idlely, waiting. I start to get scared and hyperventlate, there are gaurds standing in this room, but then I relize that this was something I signed up for. I didn’t know about the others but I was relieved. Sprinklers in the ceiling spurted a mysterious mist into the room for about 15 minutes then stopped. The room was drenched with red liquid. My mind started to zoom, like I had just drank a glass of adrenaline. The red mist absorbs into my skin and the sprinklers start up again, this time for a half hour. After the sprinklers stop, I feel an even greater rush, then the mist starts again. I inhale the thick air making sure to suck up as much of the mist I can. I cant seem to keep a hold on my thoughts feeling or opinions and they slip away. Everyone in the room&amp;nbsp;starts to act like a huge lion pride, crawling to a corner of a room, we all sleep together. We wake up in unison. One of the walls of the room shrinks into the floor and the gaurds escort us to a friendly looking room containing cubicles. There we are congratulated by a very nice businessman, he welcomed us, his ’first batch’. This is our new boss.&amp;nbsp;A month or two later, we live like a family, and ’hunt’ like a family. We take a trip to the bank where everyone singles out one person to fool into liking us. Some people relize that we are different than normal people and run. There is some odd trait about us. We lure the seduced people, mine was an old modern&amp;nbsp;Navajo woman with a long braid, into an elevator we had rigged. After our select few had entered the elevator, someone of my&amp;nbsp;family pressed&amp;nbsp;a button that caused the walls of the elevator to slowly crush it’s contents. We gave ourselves looks of approval and left for home. I lagged behind reflecting at my sucsess when I passed by an alleyway adjacent to my home (the misting building) and heard shouts and wimpers. Normally this wouldn’t&amp;nbsp;phase me but this wimpering was different. It was from one of my kind. I peeked around The corner and watched as my boss eagerly killed a family member. Just then one of my pre-misting friends saw me and came towards me. Something clicked in my brain. All my old memories and morals rushed back to me, I was in danger, my friend was in danger and my new family was in danger. Quickly I grabbed my friend, ran home and hid her. I knew my family could smell my friend, I could too, but I tried to keep her as hidden as possible. Which was hard becase I had the overwhealming urge to kill her, but my old mind would not allow it. Sensing somthing was wrong my boss confronted me. I lied and acted as if I would if I hadn’t seen what happened in the alleyway. He left with suspitions. Not so much later, I walked to the cubicle room and noticed something following me. I looked over my shoulder and made eye contact with a beast. Boss’s second batch was bigger and badder than my family and I. He had sent an assasain to kill me. I bolted, but it wasn’t enough. The man caught up and I took a sharp turn, sending him careening into a wall. This monster might have been quicker but I was more graceful. Unluckily, he had me in a corner. He closed in but I slid throught the hole he made with his run in with the wall and ran out into the street. He followed me and we circled each other.... (I woke up terrified)&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;Manatees:&lt;/u&gt; &lt;/strong&gt;I’m on a whaling boat and the captian and I are looking for the rare 20-foot Arctic&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;manatee. It starts to get dark and he calls it a night. I head below deck, which just happens to look like my basement, and notice an eerie blue glow coming from the fish tank. I stop to think, "oh, thats weird." I head up the stairs and onto the top deck to make the captain aware of this strange light.&amp;nbsp;Within the minute,&amp;nbsp;it’s daylight again. I spot a manatee on the horizon, and start to turn to point it out to the captain, when all of the sudden, I relize the captain is evil. He then tries to push me overboard but I grab his ankle and drag him in the freezing cold water. The shock is too much for him and he drowns instantly. After treading water for a few seconds, a manatee flips me back up on deck with it’s tail. I’m saved. (Dream ends, another begins) I’m sitting in math class and all the lights are out. My art teacher walks in and says thats it’s time for our field trip. We arrive at our destination. It’s a muesem. I look up to see a life-size manatee hanging from the ceiling. It’s about 19 or 20 feet long. I say, "Wow, manatees really are huge."&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;font size="1"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;u&gt;POW- Peanutbutter Of War&lt;/u&gt;: &lt;/strong&gt;I’m in a large canvass tent. The general is giving me and my squad our orders, he points to several locations on a map and we’re off. Dressed in dessert-soilder garb, we silently peek around corners and run closer to our target in&amp;nbsp;the small&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;mud brick town somewhere in the middle east. I slowly peered around the corner of a window, machine gun in hand, and see the enemy. I motion to my comrades that the enemy is just beyond the window and to fire as soon as I shoot. I swing around the wall in front of the glassless window and start firing away, my comrades do the same. My gun jams. I take cover to fix it. Noticing my absence,&amp;nbsp;one of my teammates yells at me to start firing again. I reply, "I can’t! This peanutbutter and jelly sandwich is in my way!" Suddenly, a pb&amp;amp;j blocks the only opening I have to get back into the heat of the battle.&lt;/font&gt; &lt;/p&gt;</content>
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